# A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
REFERENCE | CHILDREN HAVE THE ANSWER |
A child said to her grandpa, "How come God made you with so many wrinkles?" | |
A man can marry 16 women (4 better, 4 worse, 4 richer, 4 poorer). | |
All angels are girls because they got to wear dresses and boys don't go for it. | |
And forgive us our trash passes, as we forgive those who passed trash against us. | |
Angels don't eat, but they drink milk from holy cows. | |
Angels
have a lot to do and they keep very
busy. If you lose a tooth, an angel comes in through your window and leaves money under your pillow. Then when it gets cold, angels go north for winter. |
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Angels live in cloud houses made by God and His son, who's a very good carpenter. | |
Angels
talk all the way while they're flying you up to Heaven. The basic message is where you went wrong before you got dead. |
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Angels
work for God and watch over kids when God has to go to do something else. |
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I don't have to say my prayers before eating, because my Mom is a good cook. | |
I only know the names of two angels: Hark and Harold. | |
I want to be a preacher when I grow up, because I figure it will be more fun to stand up and yell, than to sit and listen. | |
Mommy, if we give him the money now, will the preacher let us go now? | |
My
guardian angel helps me with math, but he's not much good for science. |
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My Mummy looked back once, while she was driving and she turned into a telephone pole! | |
Noah did not do a lot of fishing when he was on the Ark because he has just two worms. | |
Our Father does art in heaven. Harold is his name. | |
Some of the angels are in charge of helping heal sick animals and pets, And if they don't make the animals get better, they help the kid get over it. | |
The Lord is my Shepherd, and that's all I need to know. | |
What
I don't get about angels is why, when someone is in love, they shoot arrows at them. |
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When
an angel gets mad, he takes a deep breath and counts to ten, and when he lets out his breath, somewhere there's a tornado. |