A child said to her grandpa, "How come God made you with so many wrinkles?"
  A man can marry 16 women (4 better, 4 worse, 4 richer, 4 poorer).
  All angels are girls because they got to wear dresses and boys don't go for it.
  And forgive us our trash passes, as we forgive those who passed trash against us.
  Angels don't eat, but they drink milk from holy cows.
  Angels have a lot to do and they keep very busy.  If you lose a
tooth, an angel comes in through your window and leaves money under
your pillow. Then when it gets cold, angels go north for winter.
  Angels live in cloud houses made by God and His son, who's a very good carpenter.
  Angels talk all the way while they're flying you up to Heaven.  The
basic message is where you went wrong before you got dead.
  Angels work for God and watch over kids when God has to go to do
something else.
  I don't have to say my prayers before eating, because my Mom is a good cook.
  I only know the names of two angels: Hark and Harold.
  I want to be a preacher when I grow up, because I figure it will be more fun to stand up and yell, than to sit and listen.
  Mommy, if we give him the money now, will the preacher let us go now?
  My guardian angel helps me with math, but he's not much good for
  My Mummy looked back once, while she was driving and she turned into a telephone pole!
  Noah did not do a lot of fishing when he was on the Ark because he has just two worms.
  Our Father does art in heaven. Harold is his name.
  Some of the angels are in charge of helping heal sick animals and pets, And if they don't make the animals get better, they help the kid get over it.
  The Lord is my Shepherd, and that's all I need to know.
  What I don't get about angels is why, when someone is in love, they
shoot arrows at them.
  When an angel gets mad, he takes a deep breath and counts to ten,
and when he lets out his breath, somewhere there's a tornado.