A champion doesn't say, "I can't."
  A Christian should not be a judge, but a fruit inspector. [Matthew 7:6] Give not that which is holy unto the dogs, neither cast ye your pearls before swine, lest they trample them under their feet, and turn again and rend you. [7:16] Ye shall know them by their fruits. Do men gather grapes of thorns, or figs of thistles? [7:17] Even so every good tree bringeth forth good fruit; but a corrupt tree bringeth forth evil fruit. (How does one tell the hogs from the dogs. A Christian should not condemn, but God has given us discernment.)
  A good conscience is one of life's greatest possessions.
  A great nation gives glory, honor, and praise to God.
  A great nation is a Bible nation.
  A great nation is a praying nation.
  A great nation will be a grateful nation.
  A great nation will be a righteous nation. [Proverbs 14:34] Righteousness exalteth a nation: but sin is a reproach to any people.
  A journey of a thousand miles often ends very badly.
  A large part of physical illnesses are mental.
  A lighthouse does not have to say a thing, it just shine!
  A lot of church members who are singing "Standing on the Promises" are just sitting on the premises.
  A lot of kneeling will keep you in good standing.
  A person is judged by their works! [Romans 2:6] Who will render to every man according to his deeds:
  A scientist, starting to create something himself, is interrupted by God, who says, "No, no, no, get your own dirt."
  A true believer defends the Godhead. [I John 2:22] Who is a liar but he that denieth that Jesus is the Christ? He is antichrist, that denieth the Father and the Son.
  A true believer desires to abide in the light. [I John 2:10] He that loveth his brother abideth in the light, and there is none occasion of stumbling in him.
  A true believer desires to have fellowship with other Christians and with God. [I John 1:3] That which we have seen and heard declare we unto you, that ye also may have fellowship with us: and truly our fellowship is with the Father, and with his Son Jesus Christ.
  A true believer desires to keep God's commandments. [I John 2:3] And hereby we do know that we know him, if we keep his commandments.
  A true believer desires to love his brother. [I John 2:9] He that saith he is in the light, and hateth his brother, is in darkness even until now. [2:10] He that loveth his brother abideth in the light, and there is none occasion of stumbling in him.
  A true believer desires to walk as Jesus walked. [I John 2:6] He that saith he abideth in him ought himself also so to walk, even as he walked.
  A true believer despises the world. [I John 2:15] Love not the world, neither the things that are in the world. If any man love the world, the love of the Father is not in him.
  A true believer is not deceived by false doctrine. [I John 4:6] We are of God: he that knoweth God heareth us; he that is not of God heareth not us. Hereby know we the spirit of truth, and the spirit of error.
  A true believer loves others. [I John 3:23] And this is his commandment, That we should believe on the name of his Son Jesus Christ, and love one another, as he gave us commandment.
  ABC of happy living: Accentuate the positive, Believe it can happen, Commit yourself totally to God.
  All that is necessary for evil to triumph is for good men to do nothing.
  All those whom Jesus raised were spoken to directly.
  Always drink upstream from the herd.
  Anytime you change the founding principles of an organization, you mark it's doom.
  Apply good old common sense in all situations.
  Are you NIV +?
  Are you wrinkled with burden? Come to the church for a face-lift.
  Aspire to inspire before you expire.
  Be careful what you ask for, you just might get it!
  Be nice to your kids. They will choose your nursing home one day.
  Be not deceived, God is not mocked, for whatsoever a man soweth, that shall he also reap. And he shall reap later and he shall reap more. [Galatians 6:7] Be not deceived; God is not mocked: for whatsoever a man soweth, that shall he also reap.
  Be very careful about calling on Him in vain, He just might answer!
  Be ye fishers of men - you catch them and He'll clean 'em.
  Beware of the strings that entangle you with this world. [I John 2:15] Love not the world, neither the things that are in the world. If any man love the world, the love of the Father is not in him.
  BIBLE - Basic Instructions Before Leaving Earth
  Big bang theory? You've got to be kidding. - God
  Bildad - the shoe height
  Bumper sticker of the year: "If you can read this, thank a teacher -and, since it's in English, thank a soldier"
  By their countenance ye shall know them! [Isaiah 3:9] The shew of their countenance doth witness against them; and they declare their sin as Sodom, they hide it not. Woe unto their soul! for they have rewarded evil unto themselves.
  Can't sleep? Try counting your blessings.
  Choose to refuse to think about some things. Choose to think good thoughts.
  Christianity says "Done!". Others say, Do, do, do! [Ephesians 2:8] For by grace are ye saved through faith; and that not of yourselves: it is the gift of God: [2:9] Not of works, lest any man should boast.
  Christians are not to be judges, not to criticize, but they are to be fruit inspectors. [Matthew 7:20] Wherefore by their fruits ye shall know them.
  Coincidence is when God chooses to remain anonymous.
  Come as you are, not stay as you are.
  Come in and have your faith lifted.
  Compassion is difficult to give away because it keeps coming back.
  Conversion - change on the inside & outside
  Corporate America needs God, they just don't know it.
  Cultivate patience.
  Did it ever occur to you that nothing has ever occurred to God?
  Do not brag, nag, wag, lag, nor sag.
  Do not stand before the truth in silence.
  Do right until the cows come home.
  Do right, do right, do right! [Exodus 15:26] And said, If thou wilt diligently hearken to the voice of the LORD thy God, and wilt do that which is right in his sight , and wilt give ear to his commandments, and keep all his statutes, I will put none of these diseases upon thee, which I have brought upon the Egyptians: for I am the LORD that healeth thee. [Genesis 18:25] That be far from thee to do after this manner, to slay the righteous with the wicked: and that the righteous should be as the wicked, that be far from thee: Shall not the Judge of all the earth do right?
  Do you have any idea where you are going? - God
  Do you know my Saviour? That's His name that you are speaking!
  Don't wait for six strong men to carry you to church.
  Don't argue with an idiot; people watching may not be able to tell the difference.
  Don't be a AWOL Christian.
  Don't be an undercover Christian.
  Don't get so heavenly minded that your are no earthly good!
  Don't give God what is left, give Him what is right!
  Don't interfere with somethin' that ain't botherin' you none.
  Don't judge folks by their relatives.
  Don't let your worries get the best of you! Remember, Moses started out as a basket case.
  Don't make me come down there - God
  Don't put a question mark where God puts a period.
  Duty is ours, results are God's - John Quincy Adam
  Elohim means "mighty God", "the strong One", "the One who keepeth His promise".
  Every path has a few puddles.
  Every time I get sick, I'm really glad the Bible say "And it came to pass". [Numbers 10:11] And it came to pass on the twentieth day of the second month, in the second year, that the cloud was taken up from off the tabernacle of the testimony.
  Every time you loose your temper, someone else finds it.
  Exercise daily - walk with the Lord.
  FAITH - Fantastic Adventure In Trusting Him
  Faith alone saves, but saving faith is not alone. [Ephesians 2:8] For by grace are ye saved through faith; and that not of yourselves: it is the gift of God: [2:9] Not of works, lest any man should boast. [James 2:17] Even so faith, if it hath not works, is dead, being alone.
  Faith doesn't get you around a trouble, it gets you through it.
  Faith is not believing that God can. It is knowing that God will.
  Faith sees the invisible, believes the incredible, and receives the impossible.
  Fear tolerated is faith contaminated!
  Feed your faith, and doubt will starve to death.
  First, get the cow of the roof. Second, determine how the cow got on the roof. Third, take corrective measures so the cow doesn't get on the roof again.
  Follow me! - God
  Forbidden fruits create many jams.
  Forgive your enemies. It messes up their heads.
  Friends are God's way of taking care of us.
  Get the lead out and put the Lord in!
  Get you own dirt! - God
  Give God what's right, not what's left.
  Give Satan an inch and he will be a ruler.
  God answers every prayer. Sometimes He just says NO!
  God "over" us - Christ's Supremacy, God "for" us - Christ's Advocacy, God "with" us - Christ's Humanity, God "in and through" us - Christ's Love
  God did not call you to just practice. Get in the game!
  God did not create anything without a purpose, but mosquitoes come close!
  God did not say "not" to eat of the Tree of Life! He did say not to eat the Tree of the Knowledge of Good & Evil. [Genesis 2:17] But of the tree of the knowledge of good and evil, thou shalt not eat of it : for in the day that thou eatest thereof thou shalt surely die.
  God doesn't need the sun to measure time. Days are 24 hours in length, even though the sun was not created until the 4th day. The Hebrew word for day is 'yog', and it is used thoughout Genesis to mean a 24 hour day.
  God does things His way.
  God doesn't call the qualified, He qualifies the called.
  God don't make no mistakes.
  God grades on the cross, not the curve!
  God Himself doesn't propose to judge a man until he is dead. So, why should you!
  God is not with you up in an airplane, for the Bible says "Lo, I am with you". [Matthew 28:20] Teaching them to observe all things whatsoever I have commanded you: and, lo, I am with you alway, even unto the end of the world. Amen.
  God is so good! He's good all the time. [Ezra 8:22] For I was ashamed to require of the king a band of soldiers and horsemen to help us against the enemy in the way: because we had spoken unto the king, saying, The hand of our God is upon all them for good that seek him ; but his power and his wrath is against all them that forsake him. [Psalms 73:1] Truly God is good to Israel , even to such as are of a clean heart. [Romans 8:28] And we know that all things work together for good to them that love God, to them who are the called according to his purpose.
  God is willing to assume full responsibility for the life that is totally committed to Him.
  God loves everyone, but probably prefers "fruits of the spirit" over "religious nuts!"
  God owns the cattle on a thousand hills, and He owns the hills the cattle are on!
  God promises a safe landing, not a calm passage!
  God said it & that settles it, whether you believe it or not!
  God will not make your life easy, He will make it focused.
  God's timing is always prefect, even if we don't like it.
  GOIA - God Owns It All
  Good friends are like stars...You don't always see them, but you know they are always there.
  Good judgment comes from experience, and a lotta that comes from bad judgment.
G od says everyone has sinned. [Romans 3:23] For all have sinned, and come short of the glory of God;
O ur sins condemn us to hell. [Romans 6:23] For the wages of sin is death; but the gift of God is eternal life through Jesus Christ our Lord.
S ins cannot be erased by good deeds. [Ephesians 2:8-9] For by grace are ye saved through faith; and that not of yourselves: it is the gift of God: [2:9] Not of works, lest any man should boast.
P aying the price for sin, Christ died. [Romans 5:8] But God commendeth his love toward us, in that, while we were yet sinners, Christ died for us.
E veryone who trusts in Him has eternal life. [John 3:16] For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life.
L ife that is eternal can never be lost. [I John 5:13] These things have I written unto you that believe on the name of the Son of God; that ye may know that ye have eternal life, and that ye may believe on the name of the Son of God.
  Guilt cannot change your past, just as worry cannot change your future.
  Have you read my #1 best seller? There will be a test. - God
  He did not make the down payment on our salvation, and we don't have to make the installments. HE PAID IT ALL!
  He does not love us because of who we are, but because of Who He is!
  He paid the debt we could not pay and the debt He did not owe!
  He took our place so that we could live in His.
  He who angers you controls you.
  He who dies with the most toys is nonetheless dead!
  He who kneels before God can stand before anyone.
  He who throws mud always looses ground.
  How can I forgive somebody if there is no sign of repentance and when they have not ask to be forgiven? Jesus is the answer! [Luke 23:34] Then said Jesus, Father, forgive them; for they know not what they do. And they parted his raiment, and cast lots.
  How can you sink when you are on a Rock. [Matthew 7:24] Therefore whosoever heareth these sayings of mine, and doeth them, I will liken him unto a wise man, which built his house upon a rock : [I Corinthians 10:4] And did all drink the same spiritual drink: for they drank of that spiritual Rock that followed them: and that Rock was Christ .
  How do you tell the dogs from the hogs? You judge, discern! [Matthew 7:6] Give not that which is holy unto the dogs, neither cast ye your pearls before swine, lest they trample them under their feet, and turn again and rend you.
  I am too blessed to be stressed.
  I ask the Lord to bless you, as I pray for you today;
to guide you and protect you, as you go along your way. 
His love is always with you, His promises are true. 
And when you give Him all your cares, you know He'll see you through.
  I asked God for all things that I might enjoy life. God said, No. I will give you life, so that you may enjoy all things.
  I asked God to give me happiness. God said, No. I give you blessings; Happiness is up to you.
  I asked God to grant me patience. God said, No. Patience is a byproduct of tribulations; it isn't granted, it is learned.
  I asked God to help me LOVE others, as much as He loves me.
God said...Ahhhh, finally you have the idea.
  I asked God to make my handicapped child whole. God said, No. His spirit is whole, his body is only temporary.
  I asked God to make my spirit grow. God said, No. You must grow on your own! But, I will prune you to make you fruitful.
  I asked God to spare me pain. God said, No. Suffering draws you apart from worldly cares and brings you closer to me.
  I asked God to take away my habit. God said, No. It is not for me to take away, but for you to give it up
  I believe in Divine healing, not divine healers! [Luke 4:18] The Spirit of the Lord is upon me, because he hath anointed me to preach the gospel to the poor; he hath sent me to heal the brokenhearted, to preach deliverance to the captives, and recovering of sight to the blind, to set at liberty them that are bruised, [Acts 4:29] And now, Lord, behold their threatenings: and grant unto thy servants, that with all boldness they may speak thy word, [4:30] By stretching forth thine hand to heal ; and that signs and wonders may be done by the name of thy holy child Jesus.
  I don't know why some people change churches; what difference does it make which one you stay home from!
  I got what I wanted, but I lost what I had. [Mark 8:36] For what shall it profit a man, if he shall gain the whole world, and lose his own soul ?
  I have done all these things at thy word.
  I have never seen a hearse pulling a U-Haul.
  I love you and you and you and you… - God
  I may not understand a scripture verse, but even so, that does not make it wrong.
  I own a body, I possess a soul, and I am a spirit.
  I would rather live my life as if there is a God, and die to find out there isn't, than live my life as if there isn't, and die to find out there is.
  If a person says that the Bible is full of errors, just say to them, "Really, can you show me one!"
  If God brings you to it, He will bring you through it.
  If God is your Co-pilot - swap seats!
  If Jesus is not the center of your heart, how can He be the center of your life.
  If Jesus were born one thousand times in Bethlehem and not in me, then I would still be lost. - Corrie ten Boom
  If pigs could fly, but they can't!
  If the church wants a better pastor, it only needs to pray for the one it has.
  If you are still alive, then your mission on earth is not finished!
  If you fall down 10 times, stand up eleven times.
  If you have a head ache, take two aspirin and keep away from children.
  If you find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is stop diggin'.
  If you get to thinkin' you're a person of some influence, try orderin' somebody else's dog around.
  If you know that God knows, that's all you need to know!
  If you only have sunshine, then you have a desert.
  If you say that you have faith, but do not obey God, then you might want to question your faith.
  If you want God to laugh, just tell Him your plans.
  If your left hand doesn't know what the right hand is doing, you should consider a job in Washington D.C.
  I knew you before the Dead Sea ever got sick!
  I'm getting brainwashed in the truth!
  In order to see the rainbow, you must first endure some rain.
  In the game of life, it's not how you play the game, but whether you win or loose!
  In the sentence of life, Satan may have a comma, but never let him have a period.
  Is Jesus the foundation of your life? [I Corinthians 3:11] For other foundation can no man lay than that is laid, which is Jesus Christ.
  Is your life built upon the principles of Christ?
  Is your name Lot? [Genesis 13:12] Abram dwelled in the land of Canaan, and Lot dwelled in the cities of the plain, and pitched his tent toward Sodom . [Matthew 13:22] He also that received seed among the thorns is he that heareth the word; and the care of this world , and the deceitfulness of riches, choke the word, and he becometh unfruitful.
  It don't take a very big person to carry a grudge.
  It is always darkest just before it goes pitch black.
  It is easier to preach ten sermons than it is to live one!
  It is easy to live a good life. It's harder to talk about it.
  It is God's responsibility to harvest the seed, it is our responsibility to sow the seed!
  It is good to follow the pastor, if the pastor follows the Master.
  It wasn't raining when Noah built the ark.
  Joy should depend on Who you know, not what you possess.
  Just be stone rollers! [John 11:39] Jesus said, Take ye away the stone. Martha, the sister of him that was dead, saith unto him, Lord, by this time he stinketh: for he hath been dead four days. [11:40] Jesus saith unto her, Said I not unto thee, that, if thou wouldest believe , thou shouldest see the glory of God? [11:41] Then they took away the stone from the place where the dead was laid. And Jesus lifted up his eyes, and said, Father, I thank thee that thou hast heard me. [11:42] And I knew that thou hearest me always: but because of the people which stand by I said it, that they may believe that thou hast sent me. [11:43] And when he thus had spoken, he cried with a loud voice, Lazarus, come forth.
  Keep skunks and bankers and lawyers at a distance.
  Keep smiling!! God loves you bunches & bunches!!
  Keep using my name in vain, I'll make the rush hour longer. - God
  Let's just be stone rollers. Just believe.
  Let's meet at my house on Sunday before the game. - God
  Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier than puttin' it back in.
  Life - L iving I s F or E ternity
  Life ain't no lotto!
  Life is like a roll of toilet paper. The closer it gets to the end, the faster it goes.
  Life is simpler when you plow around the stump.
  Listen expectedly, quietly, patiently, actively, confidently, dependently, openly, attentively, carefully, submissively, reverently, prayerfully, and victoriously
  Live a good, honorable life. Then when you get older and think back, you'll enjoy it a second time.
  Live simply. Love generously. Care deeply. Speak kindly. Leave the rest to God.
  Loved the wedding, invite me into the marriage. - God
  Lust is excessive desire.
  Man's way leads to a hopeless end. God's way leads to an endless hope.
  Many people are bothered by the scripture that they do not understand, whereas, they should be concerned with the scripture that they do understand.
  Many people want to serve God, but on as advisors.
  Many worship services begin sharply at 9 AM and end sharply at noon.
  Meanness don't jes' happen overnight.
  Mercy is not getting what you deserve, and grace is getting what you don't deserve.
  Moses rejected the world's measure ( [Hebrews 11:24] By faith Moses, when he was come to years, refused to be called the son of Pharaoh's daughter; ), pleasure ( [11:25] Choosing rather to suffer affliction with the people of God, than to enjoy the pleasures of sin for a season;). and treasure ( [11:26] Esteeming the reproach of Christ greater riches than the treasures in Egypt: for he had respect unto the recompence of the reward.
  Most of the stuff people worry about ain't never gonna happen anyway.
  My way is the highway. - God
  Need directions? - God
  Nehemiah - Knee High My A
  Never give the devil a ride, he always wants to drive.
  Never measure wealth by money!
  Not everything old is good, and not everything new is bad.
  Nothing else ruins the truth like stretching it.
  Nothing in life should make a Christian loose their spiritual joy.
  Obstacles are what you see when you take your eyes off of Jesus.
  Obstacles are what you see when you take your eyes off of the goal.
  OPEN ON SUNDAY - A church sign
  Opportunity may but knock once, but temptation knocks constantly.
  Peace starts with a smile.
  People are funny, they want the front of the bus, the middle of the road, and the back of the church.
  People don't care what you know until they know you care!
  PhD. - Pure, honest doctrine.
  Plan ahead, it wasn't raining when Noah built the ark.
  Pray for balance and wisdom.
  Presumptuous sins are sins committed deliberately in defiant rebellion against God.
  Pretty is in the eye of the beholder. Beauty is in the soul.
  Pride will cause you to change something that will make you loose your joy.
  P.U.S.H. - P ray U ntil S omething H appens
  Put Jesus first in your life, make Him the Master of everything.
  Quit griping about your church; if it was perfect, you couldn't belong.
  Read the Bible, it will scare the hell out of you.
  Refuse to panic. Don't allow your imagination to take over.
  Remember that silence is sometimes the best answer.
  Roll with what's thrown at you.
  Sadducees are "sad, you see" because they do not believe in any resurrection.
  Salvation is in a Person, namely Jesus!
  Some minds are like concrete, thoroughly mixed up and permanently set.
  Some or maybe even all interruptions in life are Divinely planned!
  Some people are kind, polite, and sweet-spirited until you try to sit in their pews.
  Sometimes you get, and sometimes you get got.
  Stand for something, or you will fall for anything.
  Stay positive - train yourself to think theologically.
  Stephen was a Baptist preacher, for he took 52 verses to answer a short question. [Acts 7:1] Then said the high priest, Are these things so?
  Suffering from truth decay? Brush up on your Bible.
  Tell the devil to go where he belongs.
  Tell the kids I love them. - God
  Thank you Jesus for dieing on the cross for me and paying the debt you did not owe, the debt I could not pay, and the debt that I did not even know that I owed!
  That "love your neighbor" thing, I meant it. - God
  The best mathematical equation I have ever seen: 1 cross + 3 nails = 4 given.
  The best sermons are lived, not preached.
  The Bible does not just contained the Word of God, it is the Word of God.
  The biggest troublemaker you'll probably ever have to deal with, watches you from the mirror every mornin'.
  The chief end of man is to glorify God.
  The church is prayer-conditioned.
  The first mention of a word in the Bible sets the trend and it does not change.
  The goal of marketing is to make you dissatisfied with what you have.
  The highest desire that can possess any human heart is a longing to see Jesus. (J. Vernon McGee)
  The highest praise you can give today, is to give your life to Him.
  The Holy Spirit does not fill unclean vessels.
  The law tells me how crooked I am. Grace comes along and straightens me out. - Dwight L. Moody
  The Lord is my Shepherd, and that's all I need to know.
  The man who took the Son gets everything!
  The narrow road is the line going in the reverse direction down the middle of the wide road.
  The only thing better than living for the Lord, is being in His presence!
  The quickest way to an ulcer is to try to be somebody you're not!
  The resurrection of Jesus Christ is the pillar of the Christian faith.
  The shortest distance between a problem and a solution is the distance between your knees and the floor.
  The task ahead of us is never as great as the Power behind us.
  The tempter came to Jesus, and he failed.
  The three B's - Basic Bible Beliefs for the Blood Bought Believer.
  The 'upper crust' is just a bunch of crumbs held together with a lot of dough.
  The Will of God never takes you to where the Grace of God will not protect you.
  The word of God is the key to anger management.
  The world hates Christians because of the resurrection.
  Think deeper and longer before responding to something. Sleep on it if you can.
  Think eternally not temporally. [Colossians 3:2] Set your affection on things above, not on things on the earth.
  Think hope not despair. [II Corinthians 4:8] We are troubled on every side, yet not distressed; we are perplexed, but not in despair;
  Think positive not negative thoughts. [Romans 8:37] Nay, in all these things we are more than conquerors through him that loved us.
  Think spiritual thoughts not material thoughts. [Romans 8:6] For to be carnally minded is death; but to be spiritually minded is life and peace.
  This day is yours, don't throw it away!
  This business is under new management!
  Three things in life that, once gone, never come back - Time, Words, Opportunity
  Three things that are truly constant - Father, Son, Holy Ghost
  Timing has a lot to do with the outcome of a rain dance.
  To grow, you need daily devotions and regular church.
  To have wisdom is to be skilled in life.
  To the world you might be one person, but to one person you just might be the world.
  Today, Christ does not pray for the world. He died for it over 2000 years ago! [John 17:9] I pray for them: I pray not for the world , but for them which thou hast given me; for they are thine.
  True greatness never begs, or borrows, but gives, bows, and works.
  Try Jesus. If you don't like Him, the devil will always take you back.
  Try our Sundays. They're better than Baskin-Robbins.
  Under same management for over 6,000 years.
  Warning: Exposure to the Son may prevent burning.
  We are called to be witnesses, not judges or lawyers.
  We don't change God's message, His message changes us!
  We need to talk. - God
  We never know that God is all we need until He is all that we have.
  We should pray because it is the only way to do the impossible.
  We will serve someone!
  We who sin are asking to get our feathers ruffled.
  What do they call pastors in Germany? GERMAN SHEPHERDS
  What excuse did Adam give to his children as to why he no longer lived in the garden of Eden? Your mother ate us out of house & home.
  What God ordains, He sustains.
  What is a marriage ceremony without a commitment - just an expensive party!
  What is a marriage ceremony without a lifelong commitment?
  What kind of motor vehicles are in the Bible? (1) Jehovah drove Adam & Eve out of the garden in a FURY. (2) David's TRIUMPH was heard throughout the land. (3) The apostles were all in one ACCORD (Honda)
  What king of man was Boaz before he married? RUTHLESS
  What part of "Thou shalt not" didn't you understand? - God
  When David Ring gets to heaven, the first thing he is going to ask Jesus is, "Why have you been so good to me?"
  When God is involved, He is responsible for the results.
  When life throws you a curve, hit it!
  When praying, don't give God instructions, just report for duty!
  When you are DOWN to nothing, God is UP to something.
  When you are in a hole, stop digging!
  When you are in pain, run to God, not from God.
  When you get to your wits end, you'll find that God lives there.
  When you reach the end of your rope, you will find the hem of His garment.
  When you throw a party, invite Jesus.
  When you turn something over to God, He will responsible for the results.
  When you wallow with pigs, expect to get dirty.
  Where will you be sitting in eternity? Smoking or non-smoking?
  Which area of Palestine was especially wealthy? The area around the Jordan River. The banks were always overflowing.
  Which person in the Bible had no parents? JOSHUA, the son of Nun.
  Who is the greatest baby sitter in the Bible? DAVID: He rocked Goliath to a very long and deep sleep.
  Who was the greatest comedian in the Bible? SAMSON: He brought the whole house down!
  Who was the greatest female financier in the Bible? PHARAOH'S DAUGHTER: She went down to the Nile and drew out a little prophet.
  Who was the greatest male financier in the Bible? NOAH: He was floating his stock while everyone else was liquidating.
  Why do I have to swear on the Bible in court, when the Ten Commandments cannot be displayed outside?
  Why is it that our children can't read a Bible in school, but they are allowed to in prison?
  Will the road you are on get you to my place? - God
  Words that soak into your ears are whispered, not yelled.
  Work Hard, Do Your Best, Keep Your Word, Never Get Too Big For Your Britches, Trust In God, and Never Forget a Friend
  Worry is the darkroom where negatives develop.
  You area a part of the problem, or a part of the solution.
  You are not being paid to believe in the power of your dreams.
  You are not too bad to come in, and you are not too good to stay out.
  You are the only person that can really mess up your life.
  You are what you think.
  You can get past your past.
  You can have it your way, as Adam and Eve, but it may cost you more than you know.
  You can tell how big a person is by what it takes to..........discourage him.
  You cannot unsay a cruel word.
  You can't make Christ the center of your life if you don't make Him the center of your thoughts.
  You say: "I am not able", God says: "I am able". [II Corinthians 9:8] And God is able to make all grace abound toward you; that ye, always having all sufficiency in all things, may abound to every good work:
  You say: "I am not worth it", God says: "It will be worth it". [I Corinthians 2:9] But as it is written, Eye hath not seen, nor ear heard, neither have entered into the heart of man, the things which God hath prepared for them that love him .
  You say: "I can't do it", God says: "You can do all things". [Philippians 4:13] I can do all things through Christ which strengtheneth me.
  You say: "I can't figure things out", God says: "I will direct your steps". [Proverbs 3:5] Trust in the LORD with all thine heart; and lean not unto thine own understanding. [3:6] In all thy ways acknowledge him, and he shall direct thy paths .
  You say: "I can't forgive myself", God says: "I forgive you". [I John 1:9] If we confess our sins, he is faithful and just to forgive us our sins, and to cleanse us from all unrighteousness.
  You say: "I can't go on", God says: "My grace is sufficient". [II Corinthians 12:9] And he said unto me, My grace is sufficient for thee: for my strength is made perfect in weakness. Most gladly therefore will I rather glory in my infirmities, that the power of Christ may rest upon me.
  You say: "I can't manage", God says: "I will supply all of your needs". [Philippians 4:19] But my God shall supply all your need according to his riches in glory by Christ Jesus.
  You say: "I feel all alone", God says: "I will never leave you or forsake you". [Hebrews 13:5] Let your conversation be without covetousness; and be content with such things as ye have: for he hath said, I will never leave thee, nor forsake thee .
  You say: "I'm afraid", God says: "I have not given you a spirit of fear". [II Timothy 1:7] For God hath not given us the spirit of fear ; but of power, and of love, and of a sound mind.
  You say: "I'm always worried and frustrated", God says: "Cast all of your cares on Me". [I Peter 5:7] Casting all your care upon him ; for he careth for you.
  You say: "I'm not smart enough", God says: "I give you wisdom". [I Corinthians 1:30] But of him are ye in Christ Jesus, who of God is made unto us wisdom , and righteousness, and sanctification, and redemption:
  You say: "I'm too tired", God says: "I will give you rest". [Matthew 11:28] Come unto me, all ye that labour and are heavy laden, and I will give you rest . [11:29] Take my yoke upon you, and learn of me; for I am meek and lowly in heart: and ye shall find rest unto your souls. [11:30] For my yoke is easy, and my burden is light.
  You say: "It's impossible", God says: "All things are possible". [Matthew 19:26] But Jesus beheld them, and said unto them, With men this is impossible; but with God all things are possible . [Mark 9:23] Jesus said unto him, If thou canst believe, all things are possible to him that believeth. [10:27] And Jesus looking upon them saith, With men it is impossible, but not with God: for with God all things are possible . [Luke 18:27] And he said, The things which are impossible with men are possible with God .
  You say: "Nobody really loves me", God says: "I love you" [John 3:16] For God so loved the world , that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life.
  You should be like a waiter in a restaurant. You should want to do His will.
  You think it's hot here? - God
  You will never go forward if you're always looking backwards.
  Your conscience is your alarm clock.
  Your fences need to be horse-high, pig-tight and bull-strong.